Enough is enough. No more "heirloom" apples or pears and, for all that is holy, no heirloom cheese. I thought to be classified as heirloom the plant that produced the fruit needed to be over a certain age. 100 was what I thought but I've never heard of a hundred year old cow. If ol' Bessie is pushing 100 then let's lead with that. World's oldest cow, cheese $1M a pound.
Until then. No more heirloom.